We have a Yellow Oozit
What lives behind our sink.
It lives on cold nail varnish
So its eyeballs are all pink.
It does no work this Oozit,
It’s as idle as can be,
But this is not surprising,
Cos it’s got no hands you see.
There’s an idle Yellow Oozit
To the North East of the sink.
And we love our idle Oozit,
A lot more than you think.
– by Mike Harding
