It was midnight and the sun beat down
Upon the deep red sea
The fishes nestled in the trees
And sang a song to me.
The butterflies swam slowly by
A sandwich in each hand,
The sheep all croaked ‘Abide With Me’
Along with the big brass band.
I certainly live in a very strange place
where life is never dull
As Farmer Gyles said of his Aberdeen pride
‘It’s unpredictabull’.
– by Anon
