One fat man invented a way to lose weight. And he lost it. The ladies began pestering him, trying to pry out his secret. But the thin man replied that it becomes men to lose weight, whereas it does not become women at all; that ladies, on the contrary, ought to be plump. And he was absolutely right.
by Даниил Иванович Хармс [Danill Kharms] (Mid-1930s)
Translated by Eugene Ostashevsky