Little Jack Horner by Anon

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner,

Watching the girls go by.

Along came a beauty

And he said, ‘Hi cutie!’

And that’s how he got a black eye.

by Anon

Ladies and Jellybeans by Anon

Ladies and jellybeans,

Reptiles and crocodiles,

I stand before you

And sit behind you

To tell you something

I know nothing about.

There will be a meeting tomorrow night

Right after breakfast

To decide which colour

To whitewash the church.

There is no admission;

Just pay at the door.

There will be plenty of seats,

So sit on the floor.

 

– by Anon

I Went To The Pictures Tomorrow by Anon

I went to the pictures tomorrow

I took a front seat at the back,

I fell from the pit to the gallery

And broke a front bone in my back.

A lady she gave me some chocolate,

I ate it and gave it her back.

I phoned for a taxi and walked it,

And that’s why I never came back.

 

by Anon