Millicent Millicheap by Cyril Fletcher

Hear of Millicent Millicheap

Who gnawed her knickers in her sleep,

When she dozed off in a bus

It caused a most unusual fuss.

by Cyril Fletcher

Llewelyn Peter James Maguire by Cyril Fletcher

Llewelyn Peter James Maguire,

Touched a live electrical wire;

Back on his heels it sent him rocking –

His language (like the wire) was quite shocking.

 

by Cyril Fletcher