Petrakov-Gorbunov comes out on stage, tries to say something, but hiccups. He begins to feel sick. He leaves.
PRITYKIN: His honour, Petrakov-Gorbunov, asked me to excu… (Begins to vomit and runs away.)
MAKAROV: Egor Pritykin… (Makarov vomits. He runs away.)
SERPUKHOV: So as not to… (He vomits and runs away.)
Enter Little Girl, running.
LITTLE GIRL: Daddy asked me to tell all of you that the theatre is closing. All of us are getting sick!
by Даниил Иванович Хармс (Daniil Ivanovich Kharms)
a.k.a. Даниил Иванович Ювачёв (Daniil Ivanovich Yuvachov)
translated by Matvei Yankelevich