Isabella McSpeet by Michael Dugan

Isabella McSpeet

had very flat feet

which caused her enormous regret.

So her toes and her heels

she fitted with wheels

and propelled herself with a jet.

by Michael Dugan


Millicent Millicheap by Cyril Fletcher

Hear of Millicent Millicheap

Who gnawed her knickers in her sleep,

When she dozed off in a bus

It caused a most unusual fuss.

by Cyril Fletcher