I Sat Next To The Duchess At Tea by Anon

I sat next to the duchess at tea.

It was just as I feared it would be.

Her rumblings abdominal

Were simply phenomenal

And everyone thought it was me!

by Anon.

A Whale Of A Tea-Time by Carey Blyton

Algernon Snail

Caught a very fine whale

And took it indoors for his tea;

But the end of this tale

Is the whale ate the snail –

So the whale took the snail in for tea.

by Carey Blyton