Toe-nails by Michael Rosen

More and more people in Britain today

are using

TOE-NAILS

 

Smart and smooth

They grow

on all five toes of each foot.

 

We spoke to Jack Davis of Hackney:

‘Yes, I like toe-nails.

I’ve got ten of them.

Big ones for the big toes

and little ones for the little toes.

They’re great.’

 

Be like Jack.

Be smart.

Grow toe-nails.

 

by Michael Rosen