A Bald-Headed Person Named Twig by Willard R. Espy

A bald-headed person named Twig

Once went for advice to a pig.

Said the pig, ‘Make some snares,

And catch a few hares,

And weave the hares into a wig.’

 

by Willard R. Espy

A Lady In London by Willard R Espy

A lady in London, when found

In a spherical home underground,

Explained, ‘I’m too fat

To live in a flat,

But i do very well in a round.’

– by Willard R. Espy

My TV Came Down With A Chill by Willard R Espy

My TV came down with a chill.

As soon as I saw it was ill

I wrapped up its channels

In warm winter flannels

And gave its antenna a pill.

by Willard R Espy