Ring-a-ring of funeral bells
Throw the pussies down the wells
Ninety people fell and drowned
When London bridge came falling down
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Ba-ba black sheep’s locked outside
Now the farm’s gone apartheid
Today’s pressures just too much
Humpty Dumpty’s cracking up
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Jack Horner rings the Sunday Times
Utters a few warning lines
Slams down receiver then he’s gone
Sticks in a thumb explodes a bomb
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Sitting drinking ginger ale
Duke of York turns ghostly pale
Ten thousand men go up in smoke
Their ashes settle round his cloak
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Mary Mary quite contrary
Jumps from the eleventh story
Meets the pavement face to face
But makes an impact on that place
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Pavement artist then takes part
Makes Mary Mary objects d’art
Splattered stone stands in the Tate
With Mary Mary on a plate
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Sing a song of 50p
Mummy say one more to me
No more no more good night good night
God reaching down turns off the light.
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By Kevin Brewer